mjstreetwalkerbaby:

selmalovesmjj:

Michael: *dont touch my hair*

Person: Michael, u have such soft hair. Whats your secret?

Michael: I use L’oreal hair products cause I am worth it.

:-P 

Source: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/michael-jackson/images/34472710/title/sweet-michael-fanart

^^^ *passes out*

(Source: aishiterumjj)

theamericankid:

Did that actually happen?

> It should be a standard that all politicians have a sense of humor.

theamericankid:

Once you lean forward, it’s every man for himself 

> Leaning forward in any game is a declaration of war. 
> I’ve never thought about it…but this is so true.

theamericankid:

Once you lean forward, it’s every man for himself

> Leaning forward in any game is a declaration of war.

> I’ve never thought about it…but this is so true.

theamericankid:

“you want me to finish him?” ” no no no, we got it.”

theamericankid:

“you want me to finish him?” ” no no no, we got it.”

theamericankid:

I laugh at their attempt to grab whatever it is that’s in the cup.

theamericankid:

I laugh at their attempt to grab whatever it is that’s in the cup.